Top 10 ways to prepare for Economic Collapse, Brian Bookmyer
10) Vote for Ralph Nader.
9) Load pantry with Alpo variety packs.
8) Wait 6 hours in line at License Bureau & ask for 6 loaves of bread.
7) Get arrested for drugs, eat 3 squares a day.
6) Watch all 7 seasons of “The Sopranos”, and then join the Mob as an Apprentice.
5) Marry an Oil Company Executive, (or at least someone who is in the Business)
4) Hang out near Olive Garden Dumpster, I Love Italian leftovers. (don’t forget your MD 20/20 bottle)
3) Go hunting with Sarah Palin. If ya can’t take it anymore, go with Cheney.
2) Rob some banks… Ah crap, they’re outta money.
1) Move to Finland… It’s supposed to be peaceful there.
10) Vote for Ralph Nader.
9) Load pantry with Alpo variety packs.
8) Wait 6 hours in line at License Bureau & ask for 6 loaves of bread.
7) Get arrested for drugs, eat 3 squares a day.
6) Watch all 7 seasons of “The Sopranos”, and then join the Mob as an Apprentice.
5) Marry an Oil Company Executive, (or at least someone who is in the Business)
4) Hang out near Olive Garden Dumpster, I Love Italian leftovers. (don’t forget your MD 20/20 bottle)
3) Go hunting with Sarah Palin. If ya can’t take it anymore, go with Cheney.
2) Rob some banks… Ah crap, they’re outta money.
1) Move to Finland… It’s supposed to be peaceful there.
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