Solomonthedog@aol.com

Before Joel was born we had an aol account. Solomon had his own account; Solomonthedog@aol.com was his address. He wrote emails to cousin Sophie in England.

There weer only two pitfalls to having an email account. One was that he couldn't type and had to rely on Jeremiah to do the typing accurately and honestly. Sometimes Jeremiah expressed a contrary point of view.

The other pitfall was that Solomon got bombarded with junk mail, and much of it was regarding the size of his penis. He received so many offers for penis enlargement products that he became quite paranoid about going to the park, wondering who was peeking at his privates.


Anyway, Sophie sent us an email that Solomon had sent to her: It was December 2001/2002 or January 2002/2003

"Hi! It is snowing here! I made new friends this weekend! They were at the park. One had a human who called him Quincy, but his name was Hooch. The other one had a human who called her Savannah but her name was hot mama. We had fun running around in the snow and chasing snowballs. It was not fair though because Hooch and hot mama kept on stealing my snowballs without telling me. As soon as the snowballs landed they disappeared. I barked at them to stop doing it but they wouldn't. Emma thought it was funny.

On Saturday I was left alone with Jeremiah and Abraham because Emma and Aaron went to see the Lord of the Rings. I don't know why they couldn't have just invited him over to our house. When they came home it was obvious that they had a lot of fun because they smelled like popcorn.

That is all from me! Love and licks to all of you! Come over and play soon! I got some new toys for Christmas that we can rip up together!


Love, Solomon"