English Emma Blooms

Two Clever Nuns There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL)). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.  SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.  SL: It's logical. He wants to make love to us.  SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.   A little while later...  SM: It's not working.  SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.  SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.  SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.  So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.  Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has ha

For Labor Day Sincerely, Emma

Here's Joel and andrea on the sofa.

Sincerely, Emma

I survived the gall bladder surgery and am currently lying on the sofa while Joel is at school.  A robot named da Vinci did the surgery on me, operated by dr. Glass.  I was terrified but I remember nothing. Greg came and took care of me on Tuesday- Friday while aaron wa working.   He picked Joel up from school.  I picked Joel up for the first time yesterday.   After effects of surgery. Are pain and sleepiness I can't stop from falling asleep in the afternoon on the sofa, but I can't stay asleep at night. That's all here for now!